The Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter
Have you enjoyed the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter? If so, pick up one of these Implode-O-meter Logo t-shirts!
Available for both men and women for $10!
You might also be interested in:
- Oompa Moziloompa - Have you been doopadee duped?
- “My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
- Lendron!
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
The Mortgage Lender implosion of 2007 has been a spectacle watched by millions. Many have tracked the debacle unwind by following the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter. To make light of this credit crunch, AnarchyWARE brings to you a t-shirt you might like if:
- Your job disappeared after your company imploded
- A colleague’s job went kaput and you want to cheer them up
- Your loans didn’t fund because your broker/dealer imploded
- Any or all of the above!
This front-and-back t-shirt features the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter logo on the front and the statement “My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” on the back. It is available for men and women. Should you be interested in bulk purchasing (100 t-shirts or more), please contact us! Otherwise, for $14.00, grab yours today!
You might also be interested in:
- Oompa Moziloompa - Have you been doopadee duped?
- The Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter (One-side with MLI logo!)
- Lendron!
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Anarchy - 100% Natural Order - “It’s Organic!”
Anarchy - 100% Natural Order - it’s ORGANIC! Not approved by any governmental agency!
Anarchy happens. In fact, it happens all the time. “Anarchy” is nothing but life as it occurs outside of government force. This means that you make friends in anarchy. You pick hobbies and read books under anarchy. All that stuff that happens in the forest amongst all the creatures - yep, that’s anarchy, too! Even governments interact with each other in anarchy. Unfortunately, governments happen to possess some serious firepower, which can make their interactions quite nasty. But most of the time, anarchy leads to mutually beneficial exchanges - think, friendships, marriage or buying your groceries.
It’s hard to imagine anyone existing apart from anarchy, really. Perhaps prisoners are only living in anarchy 5-10% of the time. But for most of us, anarchy is the governing force for 80-90% of our lives.
Since most of our lives are lived outside of government control, and since most of this existence is methodical and orderly, then isn’t anarchy just natural order? I think so!
Anarchy - 100% Natural Order: It’s Organic! Now you can express these ideas on a t-shirt.
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
I watch cats poop on the internet
I watch cats poop on the internet
Inspired by Mr. Jinx from Meet the Parents and armed with a young kitten named Zeke, I decided to take a stab at toilet-training a cat.
The full story of my toilet training experience can be found here. Unfortunately, it ends in misery (well, just failure). Nevertheless, as of right now, something like 150,000 people have seen my cat take a poop in the toilet (Original YouTube video and the slightly revised Google video) not to mention those who saw him on VH1’s Best Week Ever.
So to commemorate the odd truth that so many people enjoy watching cats poop on the toilet on the internet, I’ve made this t-shirt.
It’s available in fitted sizes for both men and women in slate, red, olive and . . . brown.
NEW!! Also available in a white / light blue / light pink (Women’s only) tshirt version!
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Vote for Ron Paul!
VOTE FOR RON PAUL
In the spirit of Napoleon Dynamite’s “VOTE FOR PEDRO” comes this t-shirt supporting Ron Paul’s bid for the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination.
If you’re not yet familiar with Ron Paul, he’s a Congressman from Texas who is running on a Constitutional platform. He’s anti-big government, anti-war, anti-Fed and pro-liberty and freedom. He is the only candidate who has a track record of sticking to his strictly libertarian principles. Support his cause by picking up one of these T-shirts!
Available for $7.00 as a white lightweight t-shirt for men, women and youth:
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
autoDogmatic Blog mascot
autoDogmatic
I (Justin Owings - Anarchyware admin) operate the blog, autoDogmatic, with the help of co-writer Aaron Krowne. This t-shirt shows the autoDogmatic mascot, Adam, the puppet representing how we are all unavoidably (and sometimes unbeknown to ourselves) dogmatic. The goal of autoDogmatic is to point out the inconsistencies and the dogmas we adhere to so we can better understand the “why?” of our lives.
Grab this t-shirt if you like Adam. Available in numerous colors, two-sided with the puppet on front and the autoDogmatic banner on back.
$14.00 (all available in m/w unless otherwise specified)
- white, red, olive, brown, light blue, light pink (w only), slate
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Kip Hawley is an Idiot!
Kip Hawley is an Idiot!
Late September 2006, Ryan Bird was detained for almost thirty minutes by TSA agents. Was he carrying forbidden items or acting in a suspicious manner? Was he doing anything illegal, scary or otherwise?
No.
Bird had simply scribbled “Kip Hawley is an Idiot” on his Zip-lock baggie — you know, the clear plastic baggie as permitted by the silly new TSA allowances allowing travelers to carry-on small (3 oz.) toiletries in such a baggie.
Armed with this story, a design was done up to memorialize the idiocy of the TSA in a t-shirt. Available dark versions as noted below:
Dark color, two-sided (like the above image) fitted (m, w) - $14.00
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Other links to check out on the “Kip Hawley is an Idiot” debacle are:
- Kip Condor is a Lazybones at No Treason
- Kip Hawley is an Idiot dot Com - Official website?
- The “Kip Hawley is an Idiot” post on Boing Boing where most of us first heard about this
Lendron: the Mortgage Lending Mess that led to the greatest housing bubble of all time!
Lendron
Aaron Krowne’s Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter has chronicled the fallout of lenders in the wake of the Great Housing Bubble Burst of the 21st Century.
As part of this collapse, Aaron has dubbed the debacle, “Lendron” - a fitting name for the “saga of corruption, stupidity, and government complicity” that led to this bubble.
Get a t-shirt to remember this saga - $12 (White):
- heavyweight (m)
- lightweight (w)
You might also be interested in:
- Oompa Moziloompa - Have you been doopadee duped?
- “My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
- The Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter (One-side with MLI logo!)
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Oompa Moziloompa! Have you been doopadee duped?
Have you been doopadee duped by Oompa Mozil-oompa?!
Friends of the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter will know his name well - Angelo Mozilo, CEO and founder of Countrywide aka leatherface aka moziloompa. Lest you think him an embodiment of the American dream, remember that this man has risen to success on the back of cheap credit given to people with bad credit facilitated all by fraudulent lending practices. Of course, he’s not exactly a villain, but he’s certainly no saint.
If you want to take a satirical jab at ol’ leatherface, grab one of these t-shirts today!
Two-sided Oompa Moziloompa T-shirts for $14.00:
- Lightweight: white (w)
- Heavyweight: white (m), black (m)
- Fitted: white (m, w), black (m, w), brown (m, w), light blue (w), light pink (w), olive (m, w), red (m, w), slate (m, w)
You might also be interested in:
- The Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter (One-side with MLI logo!)
- “My mortgage company imploded and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
- Lendron!
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
Note on Moziloompa’s lollypop:
You might be wondering what it is on Moziloompa’s lollypop. Well, it’s an image of a colorful little house with bars on it to indicate how the “candy” of easy credit has resulted in many people being “duped” into buying houses that are now underwater - prisons, if you will. Any resemblance to any popular logos is merely incidental.
Ron Paul is Gold! Ron Paul for President
One ounce Fine Gold: Ron Paul for President 2008!
Ron Paul has noted on numerous occasions that as President, he would abolish the Federal Reserve. As a Congressman, he’s even initialized measures to do just that (Link)! So what better way to support libertarian Ron Paul’s bid for the Republican 2008 Presidential nomination than to pick up a t-shirt the succintly expresses your support for Paul, for liberty and for a return to the gold standard!
Available for men, women and youth!
Standard, white T-shirt with graphic on front:
- heavyweight
- lightweight
- youth
Note on ordering:
- All orders are processed through Goodstorm.com: click here for further help on ordering from Goodstorm.
